Finger Demotivational Poster
SIMPSONS DEATH NOTE - I'll take a Butterfinger... AND EAT IT!!!!!
DADDY - would you like some sausage?
IT'S A TRAP! - An Admiral should know better
YOUR A GRAMMAR NAZI! - No I'm not. YOU'RE an idiot. I just thought that I'd point that out to you.
HEY ARSEHOLE - Coochie coo this!
REDNECK KID - YES, HIS PARENTS ARE SO PROUD!!! THEY HOPE HE WILL RUN THE FAMILY GARAGE ONE DAY!!!
YOU KILLED MY FATHER -
REMEMBER - It takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to pull the trigger of a decent sniper rifle.
BOOGER REMOVAL - Franchises Now Available
YOU! - Pull my finger!
LIFE - sometimes its pretty funny
APES - Up yours humanity!
LESBIANS - Are into Finger Painting.
FINGERTITS - are nutritious
I HAVE A GIANT MIDDLE FINGER - Your argument is invalid
HOW TO WASH A CUP -
IF GOD EXISTED - This Is How He Feels About You ...
LADY DEATHSTRIKE - When making love...It's probably not a good idea to ask her to scratch your back.
MOM!!! - Dad's doing that thing with the babysitter again!
BIRD BIRD BIRD -
BIG BIRD - See this kids? You didn't pay enough money to PBS, now look at what you've done.
THE FREE WORLD THANKS YOU 007 - M, objective accomplished; I've just assassinated Paris Hilton.
WHAT IS THE POINT - in dreaming, when everything I wanted already slipped through my fingers...
WHAT DO YOU THINK - I don't know, but you can quit looking at your fingers now ...
POINTING FINGER -
HELLO MA'AM - I'm Your 5 pm Appointment, I Guess... French Manicure This Time, Please
NAIL BITING - A bad habit, but totally acceptable when you're this hawt.
YEHAA! - I'M a gonna ride me an ALTER BOY!!
FROM "CAN I HAZ A CHEEZBURGER" - comes "I haz your finger"
WHAT BABY'S THINKING - You think you're going to have a life after this, don't you?
A FINGER HUMPING MONKEY - Hey it could happen, I have heard of stranger things ...
THE LONGER THE NAILS -
FIRST IMPRESSION - You thought they flipped you off huh?
POLITIFAKES - If I gave a shit what you thought I'd beat it out if you
STINKY FINGER TEST - Of course... To her it doesn't smell bad.
BAD DAY? - Even during Brain Surgery it works just as well
WHATS IMPORTANT IN BED -
SUBTLETY - The mark of any good superhero. Right, Brainiac 5?
DC COMICS - This one is for you.
FACEBOOK STATUS - Probably shouldnt have changed it to single just yet.
NAILED FINGERS - Leading cause of temporary turrets syndrome since the invention of the hammer.
FINGERNAILS - When advertising goes too far
THE F - U FINGER -
EYES VS. FINGERS - There Can Only Be On Winner
PIGEONS - They steal your fingers!!
THAT'S A TWO KNUCKLER -
I WANT YOU -
YOGA INSTRUCTOR - "So what do you do?" "I teach Yoga." "Prove it!" "Here smell my fingers."
BAD HABITS - Someone Has One
DID YOU KNOW - There Are Two Small, Stange Animals Making Love To Your Fingers?
NOSE PICKING - Mr. Wu Needs Your Helping Hand!
THIS FINGER - Worse than the middle finger.
vision test -
VIEWPOINTS - You are seeing him as "deformed" He's seeing himself as "gifted"
JERRY RICE - He's in the NFL Hall of Fame & you are not. He just wanted to make sure everyone's clear on that.
CHEATERS - Mark's now ex-girlfriend kept wondering about the fishy smell on his fingers.
GLOWING FINGERNAILS - Because drawing attention to yourself isn't desperate or anything
IGNORANCE - he was warned not to touch the cookie jar
AUSSIE, AUSSIE, AUSSIE, OI, OI, OI! -
IF YOU TRY SOMETIMES - you just might find you get what you need
FINGERNAILS - the innocent victim of Solitary Confinement
HERE'S TO HOPING -
TANK WARFARE -
FINGER SIGNS - Maybe unpolite, but they're cheaper than an impound
WARNING - Driver-side air bags can deploy unexpectedly
HOW TO FIND A DESPERATE WOMAN - Short well groomed fingernails with her old boyfriends painted on each nail. Guess what she has been doin. Time to make your move. Giggty!
GOTCHA - I did your mom this many...
BAD ACTION - Pull my finger
SENSE OF HUMOR - get one.
THOSE ROBOTS -
GEORGE W. BUSH - Not worth two dollars either.
Giving The Finger -
Tony Soprano -
When Push Comes To Shove -
Fault Finders -
HANDY INDEED -
Underwater Cameras -
NOXIOUS GAS -
Smell this -
IRONY IN A SINGLE SNAPSHOT -
FUTILE OPTIONS -
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